The Dullard Gazette

If you have a partner, being kind is the most important thing. It is impossible to be kind every day, so also be forgiving. Regularly ...

Master, the new temple is beautiful, but there's a train that passes by and disturbs my meditation.          Tell, me, is this train...

Ingredients: 20 oz baking flour (about 2.5 cups, but use a kitchen scale) 12 oz water 2 tsp salt 1-2 tsp yeast Blend in counte...

Note: Recipe serves 20-something people, so plan on leftovers (feezes well). I suppose you could halve the quantities, but no Italian has ev...

O pistachios You are delicious but so difficult at times As you serrate my fingernails sans mercy Not to mention the guilt incurred Putt...

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Then she turned to me, let me see how angry she was, and that the anger was for me. She had been talking to herself, so what she said was pa...

"Feeding ducks in a park and wishing you were far away." Deep line for a 20-year old. (Cow-orkers are gone, so I am kicking out th...

If you're interested in hearing the Andrew Oldham record of the Stones' Last Time that the Verve sampled for Bittersweet Symphony ,...

http://straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com/  is really funny until I realize this is the internet my 5-year-old daughter will be inheriting.

Upright bass is such a physically difficult instrument to play. You civilians will never understand. And I probably make it harder on myse...

Being a musician in LA is hard. On the plus side, it's one of the few opportunities for a white male to understand what it's like to...

It is a popular feminist trope that men have daughters and then have their "Road to Damascus" moment where they are suddenly (sor...

Interesting backstory behind the Anarchist Cookbook .