Does This Woman Not Own a Mirror?

Katherine Harris claims she looks like a clown/harlot in the media because of a bunch of left-wing reporters with Photoshop.

This is the same woman who tried to eradicate citrus canker with kabbalah water. And helped subvert democracy as we once knew it in the 2000 election.

She's looking to leave Congress for a seat in the senate. In any other state besides Florida, could this screwball even get elected as dog catcher?

Krazy Konservatives

Turns out there's a nuttier conservative comic than Umbert the Unborn.

Porn in the Woods

What's up with porn in the woods? It's apparently a widespread phenomenon, or at least it was when I was a kid. There was no real secret in our house where Dad's Penthouses were stashed, but somehow the porn in the woods was just a little more exciting. Because it was illicit. And because it was battered old copies of Hustler and Oui, much skankier porn than Penthouse -- which at that time was only slightly dirtier than Playboy.

It must be a rather different experience to be a kid today, where you don't have to try very hard to get porn. Somehow I imagine the experience isn't quite as guilt-ridden -- and by "guilt-ridden" of course I mean "fun."

I have no idea who left all that porn in the woods when we were kids, but I'd like to shake his hand.

Wait, no I wouldn't....

:(

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Childish, But

Funny. "Birdparty" trolls Craigslist and the like to pickup and make fun of n00bz.

Umbert The Unborn

"The world's most lovable unborn baby."

When did the Right turn from "culture of life" to "culture of unfunny, slightly creepy kitsch"?

This is Not America

More "isolated incidents."

Joss Whedon Interview

Pretty interesting chat with the man that brought you "Buffy."

I've heard of This Phenomenom

It seems drunk dialing is "a behavior limitied to human[s]." Yeah, thanks for the heads-up on that.

News Flash: Bush a Moron

Thinks "intelligent design" should be taught in schools, says Karl Rove has his "complete confidence."

Lauren Bacall Takes Xenu's Side

Calls Tom Cruise shocking, inappropriate, and vulgar. Also thinks he's a sucky actor.

Dog escapes Alcatraz!

Jake the golden retriever leaves humans in his wake in the annual swim from prison to mainland. Jake's time: 41 minutes, 45 seconds.

'Winkerbean' gets funky

Anyone else puzzled by the Afghanistan storyline in "Funky Winkerbean"? (Here's an example.) Whatever happened to band camp and Montoni's Pizza?

Fun Test

I'm a "Wit", apparently:

69% dark, 30% spontaneous, 16% vulgar
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK