Wednesday, February 22

Bond broken

Angry fans are lashing out at the selection of Daniel Craig as the next James Bond. They're calling for a boycott of the latest installment of the series, "Casino Royale!" That will be easy for me, since I haven't seen a Bond movie since "Golden Eye!"

DULLARD RATINGS FOR BONDS


Sean Connery: Rocked. (Is there any doubt?)
George Lazenby: Didn't see him. (Did anyone?)
Roger Moore: So-so. (Saddled by increasingly stupid scripts and advanced age.)
Timothy Dalton: So-so. (Underrated, still not great; brought a surly side to the role that made Bond interesting as a character again.)
Pierce Brosnan: Sucked. (Never bought into him as Bond. Sorry, but he will forever be Remington Steele.)

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