Rush Limbaugh gets catty

Pill-popping motormouth Rush Limbaugh sure knows how to woo the ladies. He has, after all, been married and divorced three times.

Apparently, nowadays he finds companionship with his pet cat — that is, when he's not off to the Dominican Republic with a supply of Viagra. Here's what Rush has to say about women and cats, as noted at Media Matters:

She's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women than anything my whole life.

Again, we ask: What woman would have sex with Rush Limbaugh?