Debate moderators we'd like to see

Lehrer, Ifill, Brokaw and Schieffer. The moderators for the presidential debates in the 2008 campaign have been soporific duds. Here are some moderators we'd like to see:

• Sarah Silverman
• Larry David
• Mindy Kaling (Kelly of TV’s “The Office”)
• Michael Musto
• Chris Rock
• Ali G/Borat/Bruno
• Michael Stipe
• David Byrne
• Spalding Gray (will require resurrection)
• Sandra Day O’Connor
• Samuel L. Jackson
• Richard Simmons
• Steve Jobs
• Maureen Dowd
• Meryl Streep
• Charlie Kaufman (screenwriter of “Being John Malkovich” fame)
• John Malkovich
• Tina Fey
• Pam Anderson
• Chris Berman (of ESPN fame)
• Michael Buffer (of “let’s get ready to rumble” fame)
• Stephen Hawking
• David Lee Roth
• J.K. Rowling
• Brangelina
  
• Salma Hayek
• Kevin Smith (writer/director of “Clerks” fame)
• Denzel Washington
• Padma Lakshmi
• Joe the Plumber