Rosemond-gate!

Parenting columnist John Rosemond has been busted for journalistic malfeasance. Among his offenses:

• recycling old columns when he couldn't meet deadlines;
• taking bits and pieces of real questions from readers and turning them into "composite" questions;
• changing facts and situations in some questions.

DULLARD TAKE: Given Rosemond's hard-line views on discipline and child-rearing, we are tempted to recommend a firm spanking. But since family illnesses played a role in his poor decision-making, we will suggest "time-out" for him — but don't do it again, you hear me?