Tuesday, February 8

The Most Horrible Thing I've Written...

...but man, if she doesn't make it, John Edwards is a shoo-in for '08....

Neil Bush: My opponent has the spottiest attendance record in the Senate.

John Edwards: Yeah, you're right -- sometimes it's tough to make it into work WHEN YOUR WIFE IS DYING OF CANCER!

NB: The Republicans are the party that is for the American family-

JE: Family? Yeah, I had one of those once, BEFORE MY WIFE DIED OF CANCER!!

NB: My opponent was a trial lawyer.

JE: Yeah, and I wish I could SUE THE GOD THAT TOOK MY WIFE FROM ME BY GIVING HER CANCER!!!

I'm going to hell.

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