Oscars

Heh.

I liked that Chris Rock said "I'm not gonna rag on Bush" and then spent three minutes doing just that.

Beyonce -- you're overcompensating. You don't have to prove to everyone that you can sing. You can't. But you look like Beyonce. And that's ok.

What's hotter than Salma Hayek? Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz. iAy Carramba!

Bummed that Scorcese didn't win, but glad that he didn't win for something like the Aviator. He should win for making a Martin Scorcese kinda film. If he has one more left in him....

Robin Williams: "Hello" is a salutaion, not a punchline.

If that Andrew Lloyd Webber travesty was the best song in Phantom, I've been fully justified in refusing to see it all these years.