Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys extended his career by going into the "spoken word" world, and Henry Rollins of Black Flag took the same route. And any number of rock lyricists have been touted as poets, though such claims are often dubious. (Read any Jim Morrison lately?)
Regardless of the merits of these artists, they all pale in comparision to the master of the spoken word, David Lee Roth. In their glory years, Van Halen often "broke it down," and Roth went from singing to talking. On the occasion of the Van Halen semi-reunion, we offer a retrospective, presented here in poetic form, of Diamond Dave as he spoke to listeners. Enjoy!
"Ain't Talking About Love"
I been to the edge
And there I stood and looked down
You know I lost a lot of friends there, baby
I got no time to mess around
So if you want it, I gotta cut you free, baby.
"Everybody Wants Some"
I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings.
I've always liked those kind of high heels too.
No no no no, don't take 'em off, don't take... Leave 'em on, leave 'em on.
Yeah, that's it
A little more to the right, a little more.
"Mean Streets"
See, a gun is real easy in this desperate part of town
Turns you from hunted into hunter
You go and hunt somebody down
But hear me now
Somebody said, "Fair warning, Lord!"
Lord, strike that poor boy down.
"And The Cradle Will Rock"
Have you seen Junior's grades?
"Unchained"
Take a look at this!
Hey, man, that suit is you!
You'll get some leg tonight for sure!
Tell us how you do!
(Come on, Dave, give me a break.)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, one break coming up!
"Hot for Teacher"
Hey, I heard you missed us. We're back!
I brought my pencil. Gimme something to write on...
Oh man, I think the clock is slow. I don't feel tardy.
Class dismissed!
"Panama"
Yeah, we're running a little bit hot tonight.
I can barely see the road from the heat coming off of it.
Ah, you reach down between my legs
Ease the seat back.
Previous Van Halen posts here and here.
UPDATE: This review says the reunion rocks.
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