Tuesday, August 3

Stout, BiW$cieno seeks soulmate

Tom Cruise on his ideal woman:

"She has to have a great sense of humor and not mind having a little adventure in her life. I like riding motorcycles and flying aeroplanes, and I want someone who's going to enjoy doing the things I enjoy."

Must also be willing to be audited and admit that humans evolved from clams. No Suppresive People, please!

No comments: