Bulge Update

A reader at corrente has speculated that this wearable defibrilator may be the answer to the Great Jacket Bulge Mystery. It makes some sense -- Bush skipped his physical this summer, and stipulated in the debate rules that he not be shot from behind. If it's not one of these, I imagine it has some medical basis, as the White House has, for some reason, denied that the President wears a flack jacket.