Tuesday, September 28

Jack Daniels Lowering Alcohol Content

Odd. They cite marketing research showing "the majority of people wanted a less potent drink."

I don't really like Jack much, anyway, but I object on principle. You want a less potent drink? It's called "Jack & Coke." You want a LESS potent drink? It's called "Why don't I just kick your ass, Nancy? Now get the fark out of my bar."

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